i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable
Its not just me…????
(via mondengel)
i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault
when i get a notifications on my phone i try to kill my phone with a rock
(via snickerdoodlles)
Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens
(via crimsonhall)
Do. Do I. A survey research professional. Expert in survey methodology. Do I out myself as a tumblrina in order to be the first person to do an academic study of the social psychology of responding to polls??
DO IT. DO IT FOR SCIENCE.
No, it is not worth the price of your honor or your soul
See Results
yeah i’m ok! i’m totally ok i just (takes a deep breath) (starts screaming)
(via sarah-yyy)
yeah i’m ok! i’m totally ok i just (takes a deep breath) (starts screaming)
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Sorry for this relatable shit. My anxiety has been a bitch lately.
How Millennials Became the Burnout Generation, summarized in six panels.
(via bahoreal)
manicpussydreamboi-deactivated20:
only 5 more days of pride who’s going to confess their love for me before it’s too late
(via sarah-yyy)
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 7pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
(via taeminie)
me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten
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![muck-raker:
“[tweet by @girltweeteds: i see your text. i acknowledge your text. i read your text. i answer in my head. your notification disappears. i go on with my day. i forget about your text.]
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[tweet by @girltweeteds: i see your text. i acknowledge your text. i read your text. i answer in my head. your notification disappears. i go on with my day. i forget about your text.]
(via sarah-yyy)
