sorry for not messaging you back i forgot how to be a person
(via elnotwoods)
brain: slartibartfast
me: huh?
brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?
me: yeah, what about it?
brain: yeah
(via andhumanslovedstories)
i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable
Its not just me…????
i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault
when i get a notifications on my phone i try to kill my phone with a rock
(via snickerdoodlles)
Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens
(via crimsonhall)
Do. Do I. A survey research professional. Expert in survey methodology. Do I out myself as a tumblrina in order to be the first person to do an academic study of the social psychology of responding to polls??
DO IT. DO IT FOR SCIENCE.
No, it is not worth the price of your honor or your soul
See Results
yeah i’m ok! i’m totally ok i just (takes a deep breath) (starts screaming)
(via sarah-yyy)
yeah i’m ok! i’m totally ok i just (takes a deep breath) (starts screaming)
(via sarah-yyy)
Sorry for this relatable shit. My anxiety has been a bitch lately.
How Millennials Became the Burnout Generation, summarized in six panels.
(via borealing)
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 7pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
(via taeminie)
